The Cat Life

 Life is good as a retired cat. I can enjoy stuff, eat food, drink water, run around and go crazy without any fear of anyone attacking me. My son tries, but pfft.. he's far from being my match. Of course, Kuro, the black cat is a real threat. He hates me, for one thing. (Incidentally the feeling is mutual). He is stronger. And he is like Lord Hanuman in that even he doesn't know how strong he is. Also, he is scared of the silliest things like humans lifting him, or humans in general. Doesn't he understand that humans are to be manipulated and made to do things for you? But the humans keep me away from him, so it's all good. If at a rare chance he and Shiro start fighting, I join in the fracas and punch whoever's face I see. It's a real stress reliever. But the humans didn't like that so Kuro is now kept away from us in another room. Looks like the humans are planning to move to a bigger place to accommodate all of us too. Well, let's see how things happe...

 I am Yuki. I am an older cat who's seen a lot of things. And I do mean, a LOT of things. I've fought off dogs, brought back my children from nasty humans, hunted, got food from all the offices of C block of the office complex where I lived. I even expressed my anger at having doors closed at my face by proceeding to shit at their walls. You'll have to open the door to clean that mess up, losers. My husband (the main one) was a white cat who was feared by everyone in that wing, even dogs. Humans would also step back from him and treat him with caution. He's a veteran battle cat who's gone through a lot. Ahem.. so anyway. I had a foot injury, and was treated by a moving ambulance by one of the kind human girls. But the situation got worse, so I went into the office of the one human who had constantly brought food for me for 3 years. She helped me get back my babies too. I figured that if I had to die, I'd rather die with her nearby. Or maybe she could help.  She ...