Unscheduled trip to Pune
I am a mosquito on a mission. Ever since I was born, I felt an overwhelming urge to annoy the living daylights out of humans. Our lifespan is short compared to humans, but we can still do our best. If they're sleeping, I sing the song of my people in their ears. When they flail their arms about, I take blood out of their neck. When they bring the bat, I sidestep it and bite them where possible anyway. The blood is awesome, but their frustration and utter anger is more fun to watch. It's weird that they hate us (mosquitos) so much and yet give us some many beautiful homes to have our families. I guess they're not that great at thinking ahead. I have to escape when they have the "repellent" but half the time it doesn't work and I laugh at their naivety before biting them some more. When they light agarbattis, I wait for it to subside before entering the house. I'm not stupid. So I was on my usual mission, but I'd found a new place.. a car. Usually, I pr...